Welcome to their side of life.

In this current presidential campaign, the candidates seems to be saying or doing whatever it takes to jump in that Theemuge pool.. Bridges, Universities, tax cuts and subways are just few of the promise-bombardments we received last few months.
No country in history has ever been exposed to the amount of vows. Experts say Mass hysteria is possible with extreme exposure to over: assurance, swearing, undertaking, guarantees, agreements, pledging …..etc
Since tourism is the main product of the country, I looked into how these individuals will do in future.
To start with basics I asked some guys about how they will change our tourism slogan:

Welcome to the sunny side of life.

Results:

Adhaalath:
Welcome to the Sunni side of life.
-- 100% pure

Anni (MDP):
Welcome come to the Other side of Life.
-- Aneh Dhivehirajje?

Gayyoom (DRP):
Welcome to the possible side of life.
-- Insha Allah, Iraadha kureviyyaa

Umar (IDP):
Welcome to the spineless side of life.
-- spine? what spine?

Gasim (Republican):
Welcome to the polygamy side of life.
-- More wives for everyone.

Hassan Saeed:
Welcome to the Shaheed side of life.
-- Cant leave him eh?

The Debate --- Aftermath

After watching the presidential debate last night, It took my a while trying to sleep. I still don't know who am I going to vote. Then I saw this dream. Which gave me all reasons to vote each and every candidate. Here's a snapshot of my dream:(click to enlarge)